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The cinema room was bustling with horny men when I spotted a dazzling smile beaming at me from an alcove in the corner. Moments after returning to the bar, the guy came rushing down the stairs in a state of panic. We pushed and shoved our ways through the sweaty space, searching the area, while I kept my own phone on constant redial… but to no avail.

I hurried back downstairs with the re-acquired phone clutched in my palm and straight into its rightful owner. We hugged and jumped up and down in jubilation, then headed to the bar to buy a celebratory drink. It mysteriously materialised on the second occasion. I think we spooked the culprit… and this hot property became too hot to handle, prompting him to discreetly drop it back where he had acquired it.

Crimestoppers in action. It has ITV Sunday evening written all over it.

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Personally, it was This Is Your Life. Everyone I knew or had known seemed to be in attendance. I half expected Eamonn Andrews to pop up with a big red book filled with memoirs and incriminating photos. He was my high school teacher. There was the athletic fella who looked like an Olympic track runner.

We reminisced about that night he offered me a lift home, but how we ended up parked at the curb, boltz two passionate hours, as a tempestuous storm thrashed the car with bolts of rain. We were like a couple of teenagers in a Hollywood romcom Thankfully not slasher movie. Shortly later, I emerged from the darkroom with his other half in tow.

The satisfied hubby just rolled his eyes at the two of us, then wandered bar to buy a bag of pork-scratchings. It is used by guys who just want anonymous fun with anyone willing and able. They insert their torso onto the cavity… leaving their own cavity exposed. If you fancy a hot stuffed crust, then carry on.

Gay Ashley commented that it was a unique experience, having never previously performed to an audience where someone was getting noshed off in the front row. One permanent fixture was in a subdued mood. His usual shrieking laughter was muted. The Birmingham of all he surveyed was witnessing the fall of his Empire.

His chair… at his table… with his attentive entourage… were vanishing. He spent the evening glancing around in tragic disbelief, like Nero watching Rome burn. Jon the barman made a point of coming over as he departed, and that was it, we both welled up.